10 Things You Should Not Do When The Cops Show Up At Your House

1) If you’ve been playing music, turn it down. That’s probably the reason the cops are there in the first place, moron! 2) If you reside at the apartment, open the door. The longer you wait, the more the cop is going to get pissed off and the less likely you’ll get off with a warning. 3) Don’t show attitude to the cop. One of the best ways to piss off a cop (after not answering the door right away) is acting like you’re above the law. 4) Don’t lie. When you make things harder for the cops by lying, they’re going to make things harder for you. 5) When you do open the door, make sure there’s not underage drinking in plain view. That’s just asking for trouble. 6) If the cop is of the opposite sex, don’t try and impress them with your good looks. Save that for another night at the club. In most cases, this will only annoy the cop more. 7) The police can and do lie. If they think you’re doing something wrong, they’ll probably say they saw it happening. Many times, they didn’t. Those bastards! 8) If you’re underage and you’re drinking, put the cup down. Even if you were just holding a cup for your friend, if a cop sees you with alcohol in your hand, he’s going to assume you were drinking it. 9) If you’ve been drinking, you probably shouldn’t be talking to the police in the first place. With a little buzz, you’re more likely to say something that’ll make things worse off. Body language and eye contact are good indications of drunkenness, so keep yours in check. 10) Most importantly, if you do get a written violation, next time you decide to have a party, make sure your roommate answers the door so they get stuck with the penalty and have to pay the fine! www.mycampustalk.com

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