Craziest Playing Field Unleveled

The Cowboys????? New Billion-Dollar Ranch With their brand-spankin?????-new enormodome of a stadium, the most hated/loved franchise in sports is either taking that old ???everything is bigger in Texas??? maxim to heart or Jerry Jones is overcompensating for an incredibly small penis. The billion-dollar behemoth is set to open in time for the Boys' 2009 campaign. So just what does a $1.3 billion price tag get you? * Dubbed ???Jerry World,??? the stadium will accommodate up to 100,000 10-gallon-hat wearing, yippee-ki-yaying fanatics. * Two 180-by-120-foot retractable glass doors for the ol????? in and out????? * 286 concession stands, to load up on beer, hot links, and brisket. * 1,600 toilets to help fans dispose of all that beer. * You think you?????re hot shit with that 48-inch flat-screen in the den? The new stadium comes equipped with a 600-ton, 180'x50' LCD screen hanging midfield, as well as this bad boy at the door. * 200 luxury suites for all the down-home rootin?????, tootin????? good ol????? boys who can afford the $100K?????$500K price tag. * A ceiling so high that the Statue of Liberty could stand inside without torching the roof. Wait, the Statue of Liberty is alive? Run! * An even bigger version of the Cowboys????? famed ???hole in the roof,??? so God can see every fumble.

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